Mapp & Lucia (TV Series)

Lobster Pots (1985)

James Duggan: Keith Godstone

Quotes 

• Rev. Kenneth Bartlett : Didn't you see anything, Keith?

  Keith Godstone : Aye.

  'Quaint' Irene Coles : What exactly?

  Keith Godstone : Well at first, I thought I saw a kitchen table, arse over tittle - beggin' your pardon, ladies - upside down, with two females a-clingin' to it. With an arm round a leg apiece, and the other round each other.

  Major Benjamin Flint : Yes, yes, go on!

  Keith Godstone : Well, I knew it couldn't be that!

  'Quaint' Irene Coles : Heavens above!

  Rev. Kenneth Bartlett : What did you think it was?

  Keith Godstone : Sea serpents.

  Godiva Plaistow : Sea serpents?

  Keith Godstone : Aye, sea serpents a-frolickin'. Mind you, it did look mighty like a kitchen table.

  'Quaint' Irene Coles : Shades of Polonius!