Mapp & Lucia (TV Series)
Lobster Pots (1985)
Denis Lill: Major Benjamin 'Benjy' Flint
Quotes
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Major Benjamin Flint : For my part, a little Mozart goes a long way, particularly if it is a long way on a wet night.
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Major Benjamin Flint : What in heaven's name is that?
'Quaint' Irene Coles : An embroidered cover for a hot-water bottle. Isn't it pretty?
Major Benjamin Flint : Good God. Always knew the man was a milliner.
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Rev. Kenneth Bartlett : Didn't you see anything, Keith?
Keith Godstone : Aye.
'Quaint' Irene Coles : What exactly?
Keith Godstone : Well at first, I thought I saw a kitchen table, arse over tittle - beggin' your pardon, ladies - upside down, with two females a-clingin' to it. With an arm round a leg apiece, and the other round each other.
Major Benjamin Flint : Yes, yes, go on!
Keith Godstone : Well, I knew it couldn't be that!
'Quaint' Irene Coles : Heavens above!
Rev. Kenneth Bartlett : What did you think it was?
Keith Godstone : Sea serpents.
Godiva Plaistow : Sea serpents?
Keith Godstone : Aye, sea serpents a-frolickin'. Mind you, it did look mighty like a kitchen table.
'Quaint' Irene Coles : Shades of Polonius!
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Major Benjamin Flint : And then there's Mallards to think about. Probably let it furnished, servants and all, what, ten guineas a week? Why not? She got fifteen last summer from the other poor corpse!