Mapp & Lucia (TV Series)

The Italian Connection (1985)

Cecily Hobbs: 'Quaint' Irene Coles

Quotes 

• 'Quaint' Irene Coles : The boys all know I'm a gal, and the girls know I look like a boy, so here goes! Qui-hi!

• Emmeline 'Lucia' Lucas : Irene, can you keep a secret?

  'Quaint' Irene Coles : Not as a rule, no.

• 'Quaint' Irene Coles : What have you got for sale in Tilling which would accommodate Mrs Lucas?

  Mr. Woolgar : In Tilling proper, very little.

  'Quaint' Irene Coles : What about Tilling improper?