Mapp & Lucia (TV Series)

The Village Fete (1985)

Cecily Hobbs: 'Quaint' Irene Coles

Quotes 

• Miss Elizabeth Mapp : Dear Quaint Irene, if you know I've let it, why bother to come?

  'Quaint' Irene Coles : Because I was hoping for a cocktail and because we want to know the price you screwed her up to.

  Miss Elizabeth Mapp : The price I...

  'Quaint' Irene Coles : What's she gonna pay ya?

  Godiva 'Diva' Plaistow : The damage.

  'Quaint' Irene Coles : The dibs.

• 'Quaint' Irene Coles : If you've made her pay through the nose, then Diva here should make you pay through the nose, and me Diva for mine. Equality, fraternity and nosality!