Married... with Children (TV Series)
And Bingo Was Her Game-O (1995)
Tom McCleister: Ike
Quotes
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Jefferson : Al, when are we going to stop sipping this beer and start drinking it?
Griff : Yeah, all this beer foreplay is making me thirsty.
Ike : What's foreplay?
Bob Rooney : It's the act that comes right before sex. It lasts... about ten seconds.
Ike : Well then what's sex?
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Jefferson : Okay, our next beer is a fine Afghani ale, whose Pashtu name loosely translated means, "yellow mountain run-off".
Bob Rooney : [a jingling sound is heard from inside the beer cans] Oh, hey listen. There's a prize in every can.
Griff : I'd be careful about that prize stuff. Remember what fell out of that can of Russian Chernobyl beer?
Ike : What? That was an olive, right?
Al Bundy : Sure, with an eyelid.