Married... with Children (TV Series)
Buck Saves the Day (1989)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
Quotes
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Al Bundy : Okay kids, we get out of here alive what are we going to do? Victor.
Victor : Never marry.
Al Bundy : That's right. So remember, kids, when you meet a woman, no matter how nice she is or what she looks like, remember: women get worse. They get...
Victor : Older.
Joey : Meaner.
Bud Bundy : Fatter?
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[a delirious Steve moans in pain from poison oak exposure and animal bites]
Victor : What's wrong with Mr. Rhoades?
Al Bundy : He's dying, Victor.
Steve Rhoades : [sing-song] Thus dies the house of Agamemnon.
[pirate accent]
Steve Rhoades : Tie him to the yardarm, Mr. Christian!
[British accent]
Steve Rhoades : Oh, look father, I sat in something icky!
Bud Bundy : Should I get a club, Dad?
Al Bundy : Nah, at least watching him gives us something to do.
[gagging sound]
Bud Bundy : Oh, cool, he's foaming again!