Married... with Children (TV Series)

Get the Dodge Out of Hell (1995)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy : Wanker County was originally called "Olbie Wooba Possum Watamee" which means, "Land of the Big Gassy Possum".

  Al : Which explains why Disney has no interest in putting a theme park there.

• Al : Now, this is ridiculous. Somewhere in this carwash is a Dodge with my name on it.

  [Al walks out to look for his car and the others remain] 

  Peggy : Gee, I didn't know they made a Dodge Loser.

• Al : Oh, Peg, look, Car-Bras.

  Peggy : The Dodge does not need a Car-Bra.

  Al : Oh, it's not for the Dodge, Peg. No, it's for your mom.

  [Al holds the box up] 

  Al : Look, it's even in her size: "Astro Van".

• Kelly Bundy : I have an idea. Why don't we get Buck to look for the car?

  Bud Bundy : Oh, come on. Buck's 100! He's so old that he misses when he tries to lick himself.

  Kelly Bundy : So do you! But dogs never lose their scense of smell.

  [to Buck] 

  Kelly Bundy : Go find the Dodge, Buck boy.

  [Buck continues to sit motionless] 

  Kelly Bundy : Buck, I said go find the car. Buck, go. Go. Go!

  Peggy : What's he doing?

  Bud Bundy : He's going.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh... maybe I should have said leave.

  Buck : [voice-over]  I still would have gone.

• Al : [to attendant]  You keep your hands off my CD player.

  Peggy : Al, we don't have a CD player.

  Al : Well we would have, Peg, if you hadn't have said that.

• Al : Peg, what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a two-ton automobile.

  Peggy : Let's not start talking about who can't find what in the dark...

• Al : Oh Peg, look a racing strip!

  Peggy : The Dodge doesn't need a racing strip. I couldn't hit 60 if it dropped out of a plane.

  Al : [Al holds a tight fist up]  No but you could Peg! See Peg you spend money on a fribulous -

  [Interupts himself] 

  Al : Ooh, Peg look car bras!

  Peggy : The Dodge doesn't need a car bra.

  [Al holds up a car bra purchase box] 

  Al : Oh it's not for the Dodge Peg. No, it's for your mom. See, it's even in her size, Astrovan.

• Peggy : Scoff all you want, but I think being named the Grand Marshal of the Wanker County bicentennial parade is a big deal.

  Bud Bundy : Yeah Dad. Come on they're celebrating 200 years.

  Al : Since what, they crawled from the oceans? No way was it that long ago.

• Peggy : Al, why are you in such a bad mood? Some men like to go shopping with their wives.

  Al : Sure. For coffins.

• Peggy : The Dodge doesn't need racing stripes. It couldn't hit sixty even if you dropped it out of a plane.

  Al : [balls his fist]  No, but you could, Peg.