Married... with Children (TV Series)

Honey, I Blew Up Myself (1994)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : There's this new photography studio called 'Sex You Up' and they specialize in boudoir photos. You know, where they, like, lay you on a bed, and dress you up real sexy.

  Bud Bundy : Oh, you mean like the picture on Kelly's driver's license?

  Kelly Bundy : That may be, but I've never gotten a ticket, now, have I?

• Peggy Bundy : Tell me what you really think.

  Al Bundy : Well, I think you look...

  [consults the Wife-O-Meter: A: Old - Consequences: Groin Pull. Possible Head Trauma. B: Good after ten beers - Consequences: Groin Pull. Definite Head Trauma. C: Beautiful - Consequences: Groin Pull... after failure to keep straight face. D: Nice - Consequences: Meaningless Compliment Accepted. Meaningless Marriage Continues] 

  Al Bundy : Nice.

• Peggy Bundy : [preparing Al's excuse for a makeshift birthday cake]  Now, do we have any candles?

  Bud Bundy : Nope. Dad said no candles this year, because of last year's

  [giving Kelly a pointed look] 

  Bud Bundy : little mishap.

  Kelly Bundy : [with a shrug]  Hey, I just thought that Roman candles meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.

  Bud Bundy : It's amazing. Dad's looks and Buck's brains.

  Buck the dog : [quietly indignant, in spiteful tone]  At least I never tried to date one of MY plastic toys.

• Al Bundy : Aaron, Aaron, it's very important that sign comes down before Peg sees it. What I want you to do is go outside to look for her and yell when you see her.

  [Peggy, Bud, and Kelly enters the store] 

  Aaron : Aah!

  Al Bundy : No, not her picture! Not her picture, her!

  [turns around and sees Peggy] 

  Al Bundy : Aah!

  Peggy Bundy : Hi, Al. Did you see it?

  Al Bundy : Yes, Peg, I saw it. Ray Charles would see it. But why is it up there?

  Peggy Bundy : Well, the photographer asked if he could use one of my shots to advertise his business. I just didn't think he was gonna make it that...

  Al Bundy : Shamu-lian?

  Peggy Bundy : Well, I was gonna say gorgeous.

• Peggy Bundy : [about her picture on the billboard]  Kids, what do you think?

  Bud Bundy : Well, I think you look... nice.

  Kelly Bundy : You could see her from space.

  Bud Bundy : You would know.