Married... with Children (TV Series)

Kelly's Gotta Habit (1996)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Jefferson : [watching the opening credits of "Married... With Children" on TV]  You believe that show is still on the air?

  Al : It's a classic, I love it. Except for those stupid neighbors.

• Al : Man, I love "Cops". Definitely the best show on Fox. Showing the American justice system at work. Beating the crap out of people before judges let 'em go. Almost makes me want to pay taxes.

  Jefferson : Or vote.