- Steve Rhoades: We didn't come here to throw our happiness in your face. Actually, we came here if you could do me a favor.
- Al Bundy: What? Grab one of your wife's legs and make a wish.
- [Marcy gets up and tries to strangle Al for his comment. Steve holds her back and gets her to sit down]
- Peggy Bundy: Honey, take a picture of me, so you can remember me when I was beautiful.
- Al Bundy: What, you're gonna get worse?