Married... with Children (TV Series)

Peggy and the Pirates (1993)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy, Ship's Navigator

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Quotes 

• Captain Courage : Navigator, we're sailing to our hideout. Do your job.

  Ship's Navigator : Okey-dokey, Captain-Daddy.

  [a la an airline stewardess] 

  Ship's Navigator : Now, in case of an emergency, please use the exits located on the starboard and port sides of the ship. And in case of a water landing... Fluvio has many delightful flotation devices already blown up in his cabin.

  [Captain Courage and the whole crew glares at Fluvio who looks back at them with great embarrassment] 

  Ship's Navigator : But please, don't grab their chests, for the plastic is wearing thin.

• Ship's Navigator : [through a telescope]  Land ho! Funny-looking land... made of wood, sails - oh, and a big steering thing, just like us!

  [CRASH!] 

  Ship's Navigator : [sheepish]  My goof, it was a ship.