Married... with Children (TV Series)
Poppy's by the Tree: Part 2 (1987)
Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : Who could've cut our tires?
Peggy Bundy : Oh, well, let's see. Who do we know that's insane and has a sharp object?
Kelly Bundy : Grandma?
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Al Bundy : Someone tried to kill us in our room.
The Sheriff : Oh, yeah. Must've been the guy who does that every five years.
Peggy Bundy : That wasn't in the brochure, Al.
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Peggy Bundy : Well, maybe this is just one of those mystery weekends.
Bud Bundy : It was no mystery, Mom. Dad was just too cheap to take us someplace nice, and we're going to be butchered.
Peggy Bundy : Thank your father, kids.
Bud Bundy , Kelly Bundy : Thanks, Dad.
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Peggy Bundy : [to the locals] Uh, excuse me, everybody. I don't mean to interrupt your meal, but I would just like to say thanks for rushing to our aid as I was screaming into the night. Does everybody realize that we were almost killed last night?
[everyone nods]
Roy : Yeah, sure do.
Peggy Bundy : Oh. Well, then maybe I'm boring you. Isn't anybody else scared?
[everyone shakes their heads and says, "no"]
Peggy Bundy : You see, there is this axe-welding maniac on the loose. Sometimes they can hurt you.
Roy : Won't hurt us. He just kills tourists.
[everyone smiles]
Beany : 11 since 1962.