Married... with Children (TV Series)

Poppy's by the Tree: Part 2 (1987)

Charlie Dell: Roy

Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : [to the locals]  Uh, excuse me, everybody. I don't mean to interrupt your meal, but I would just like to say thanks for rushing to our aid as I was screaming into the night. Does everybody realize that we were almost killed last night?

  [everyone nods] 

  Roy : Yeah, sure do.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh. Well, then maybe I'm boring you. Isn't anybody else scared?

  [everyone shakes their heads and says, "no"] 

  Peggy Bundy : You see, there is this axe-welding maniac on the loose. Sometimes they can hurt you.

  Roy : Won't hurt us. He just kills tourists.

  [everyone smiles] 

  Beany : 11 since 1962.

• Roy : See, Bundy, Dumpwater ain't much of a town. We only got two things: A serial killer and the man who met Andy Griffith.

  Delbert : We could probably stand to lose one or the other, but we'll be damned if we're gonna lose both.