Married... with Children (TV Series)
She's Having a Baby: Part 1 (1991)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy
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Quotes
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Marcy : My Jefferson can't do enough for me. Would you believe right now, he is out getting me a pie? Sometimes he is so good to me, it just brings tears to my eyes.
Jefferson : [enters the house, carrying a pie in his hand] Well, here it is. I drove fifty miles, holding it up so the cherries didn't settle on the bottom.
[presents it to Marcy]
Marcy : This is not a large.
[starts becoming emotional]
Marcy : Is this all you think of me? Is this all you think of your child? Well, you just march yourself back to Wisconsin and get me a real pie, Mister, or you don't love our baby!
[starts blubbering]
Marcy : A-sheeeeee! A-sheeeeee!
Jefferson : [with restrained resentment] Okay, honey, I'll be right back with another pie... ya stinkin' parasite...