Married... with Children (TV Series)
Sue Casa, His Casa (1990)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
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Quotes
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Al : [on the phone] Hello, Jim's Fish, Chips & Insurance? This is Al Bundy. Yeah, I'm fine. Jim, I want to ask how much would it cost to add my son to my auto insurance plan? How old? Let me see... Bud, how old are you?
Bud : Sixteen, Dad.
Al : [into the phone] He's sixteen.
[pause]
Al : What? If you think I'm gonna pay that much, you're as stupid as those cats you trap and call tuna!
[pause]
Al : You know, when you insult my wife, Jim, you don't hurt me.
Peggy : Well, what'd he say about me, Al?
Al : Nothing I haven't said myself!
[into the phone]
Al : Seriously Jim, I need to ask, is this the best you can do for a lifetime friend and someone who did not tell the police and the local health board what your catch of the day really was?
[pause]
Al : Oh, well if you want to be that way, you can take your insurance and stuff it! All of it!
[hangs up]
Al : There! Al Bundy takes guff from no one!
Bud , Peggy , Kelly : Cheap, cheap, cheap!
Peggy : Al, aren't you worried about being uninsured?
Al : Peg, we don't need insurance. Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back! Besides, the car isn't worth more than 100 bucks with both kids in it.
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[Bud and Kelly watch TV. Suddenly Bud hits Kelly on the side of her head, for no apparent reason. Kelly glares at him]
Bud Bundy : Fly.
[Kelly smiles, then punches Bud in the stomach in return. Bud doubles over painfully]
Kelly Bundy : Tapeworm.
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Bud Bundy : That's Dad's car stereo. Since we've been cruising together, he let me fix it up a little. 1500 watts and no volume control.