Married... with Children (TV Series)
Teacher Pets (1992)
Charlotte Ross: Darlene
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Quotes
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Bud : [thinking] Two, two, two babes at once. God, I envy me!
Student : Hey, did you guys hear the news, Miss McGowan's dating a student!
Student : She ran off with a football player.
Student : Yeah. She said he was the only one who could ever satisfy her.
Bud : [thinking] No big thing, that leaves me more time to give to the younger babe.
[Darlene pulls away from Bud]
Bud : Good news babe, now you've got me all to yourself.
Darlene : Drop dead! If you can't satisfy an older woman like Miss McGowan, what the hell would I want with you?
Bud : Well, let's just see how you feel when the new teacher gets here. I haven't seen a temp that didn't need a little lovin'
Mrs. A. Mariner : [an ugly old woman appears] I'm Mrs. A. Mariner and I'll be the new teacher for the rest of the semester.
[Mrs. Mariner sees Bud and pinches his cheek]
Bud : [thinking] and then again, there's always Chuck E. Cheese with Dad. Well, great thing about being at the bottom is you can't fall any lower.
Al Bundy : [Al appears] You cradle robber! You Cher!