Married... with Children (TV Series)
The Old College Try (1992)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Kelly Bundy : But Daddy, what if the bank finds out they made a mistake and they want all the money back?
Al Bundy : That's why we bought perishables. They can get it back, alright, but do they really want it?
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Bud Bundy : All the guys dorms were full, so they put me in the women's dorm. Luckily, they knew I was mature enough to handle it. Excuse me one moment.
[Bud pulls out a drill and drills a peep hole]
Al Bundy : That's low, son... It's too low! You'll be looking at kneecaps! Move it up, boy, move it up.
Peggy Bundy : Al, we are here to talk to Bud.
Al Bundy : I am talking to him. Come on, make a hole for Daddy.
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Al Bundy : His checks are bouncing all over town and even if he didn't see himself on America's Most Wanted, Kelly did. So it's only a matter of time before she realizes who he is and calls the feds in on him.