Married... with Children (TV Series)

You Better Shop Around: Part 1 (1991)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• [Al has brought home a surplus air conditioner] 

  Peggy : Al, I thought you were going to one of those Korean stores. You know, to get one of those appliances that have names almost like products? Like our Frigid-door refrigerator, or RC-Hay TV.

  Al : Or my beauti-fool wife?

• [Al's wiring has blown out the neighborhood's transformer on the hottest day of the year] 

  Peggy : Oh, the whole neighborhood's gone dark!

  Al : Well, at least they don't know it's our fault.

  Neighbor : Bundy did this!

  Crowd : BUNDY! BUNDY! BUNDY!

  Kelly : God, where did they get the torches and the pitchforks so fast?

  Al : Shut up! Put your weight against the door, they're coming in!

• Kelly Bundy : Is it just me or is it getting warmer in here?

  Al Bundy : That's just because I've got it on... Der low. Let's turn it up. Let's turn it up to... Blitzkrieg. There. What do you feel now?

  Peggy Bundy : Anger.

  Kelly Bundy : Disgust.

  Bud Bundy : Loathing.

  Peggy Bundy : Disappointment.

  Bud Bundy : Despair.

  Al Bundy : All right. I ll just ease this baby up to Der freezing my heinie off.

• Al : Kids, we're moving into the drug store down the street.

  Manager : Buy something, or you'll be moving into the County Jail.

  Al : OK. Peg. Checkbook.

  Manager : Cash only, Bundy, and I STILL want two forms of ID.

  Al : Family meeting. OK, give me all your money.

  [Peg and Kids give money to Al] 

  Al : Eighteen cents. When I asked you for money to buy a battery for the Kaiser you said you didn't have a dime.

  Peggy Bundy : No, we said we didn't give a DAMN.