Married... with Children (TV Series)
You Better Shop Around: Part 1 (1991)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al : Marcy, get I get in front of you? I only need to buy a stick of gum.
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Eat hot death, loser!
Al : [looks at a magazine stand] Oh, the National Enquirer. Look at this, "Steve Rhoades marries Cher."
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Where? Where?
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[the Bundys cut Marcie in line and won a 1,000,000th customer shopping spree]
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : [to the check-out lady] Hey! I was the next in line!
Al Bundy : What are you complaining about? You still are.
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[Al's wiring has blown out the neighborhood's transformer on the hottest day of the year]
Peggy : Oh, the whole neighborhood's gone dark!
Al : Well, at least they don't know it's our fault.
Neighbor : Bundy did this!
Crowd : BUNDY! BUNDY! BUNDY!
Kelly : God, where did they get the torches and the pitchforks so fast?
Al : Shut up! Put your weight against the door, they're coming in!
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Al : Oh miss, I think you dropped something.
Nibbles : Oh.
[bends over, showing cleavage]
Nibbles : Thank you market dweller.
Kelly Bundy : Dad? Dad? Daddy.
Al : What?
Kelly Bundy : Do you *want* anything?
Al : Why, yes, I have a strange yearning for some melons...
[sees Marcy]
Al : and a plucked chicken.
Marcy D'Arcy : I thought I smelled shoes.
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Kelly Bundy : Is it just me or is it getting warmer in here?
Al Bundy : That's just because I've got it on... Der low. Let's turn it up. Let's turn it up to... Blitzkrieg. There. What do you feel now?
Peggy Bundy : Anger.
Kelly Bundy : Disgust.
Bud Bundy : Loathing.
Peggy Bundy : Disappointment.
Bud Bundy : Despair.
Al Bundy : All right. I ll just ease this baby up to Der freezing my heinie off.
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Al : Kids, we're moving into the drug store down the street.
Manager : Buy something, or you'll be moving into the County Jail.
Al : OK. Peg. Checkbook.
Manager : Cash only, Bundy, and I STILL want two forms of ID.
Al : Family meeting. OK, give me all your money.
[Peg and Kids give money to Al]
Al : Eighteen cents. When I asked you for money to buy a battery for the Kaiser you said you didn't have a dime.
Peggy Bundy : No, we said we didn't give a DAMN.
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Al : I wonder what the poor people are doing today!