Quotes
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Pam : All right, y'all ladies havin' a good time?
[Women shout in agreement]
Pam : All right. Well, you like what you see, get your checkbooks out, all right?
Titus : Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh. Ain't just about no ladies. Nuh-uh, see, that's discrimination.
[Pam turns to ignore him and move on]
Pam : All right, I'm gonna bring the next bachelor to the stage, okay? I want y'all to give it up for Chocolate Thunder!
[Tommy, decked out in a 3-piece suit, walks out onto the runway]
Titus : Mm, now if that's "Chocolate Thunder", then I'm "Greased Lightning".
[Tommy proceeds to walk the runway and strikes a few poses]
Marian : What do you think you doin'? Huh? Huh? Huh? You ain't doin' nothin'. Come on! Lose the clothes like you lost that hair, Cue Ball!
[Tommy, still posing, turns only to have his crotch in her face]
Marian : All right, don't put it in my face unless you're ready to go to the place!
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Marian : [Drunkenly ranting at a male model walking the runway] Come on, baby! Shake something! Anything, your feet, your booty, anything!
[Drunkenly pauses]
Marian : Make me want to give you my money.
[the model just stands in front of her, staring]
Marian : All right. Get out of here. You ain't doing nothing. Just don't shake it like they used to.
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Martin : [Rushes towards the runway] Tommy! You ain't got to do this! Look at y'all, ladies! Move, move it! Giving away all your hard-earned money, huh? You should be home with your husbands, your men! Tommy, the party's over, huh? Get your happy-ass down off stage! Let's go!
Tommy : Martin, hold on, man. What the hell are you doing here?
Gina : You should all be ashamed of yourselves, all of you!
Martin : [to Pam] That's right, especially you, Bride of Stankenstein! And look at you, lady. You're drunk, it's disgusting! You are drunk!
Marian : I ain't drunk. I'm on medication!
