The Mary Tyler Moore Show (TV Series)

One Boyfriend Too Many (1975)

Mary Tyler Moore: Mary Richards

Quotes 

• Joe Warner : Because you think that since I'm a man, I wouldn't be as hurt by these things as you are.

  Mary Richards : Oh, well, let's be honest, Joe. You're not going to cry your eyes out all night like I did.

  Joe Warner : No. No. I'll be doing the male version of crying. You want to know what that is? Trying to act like it doesn't hurt. And you don't know what hurting is until you try to act like it doesn't.

• Mary Richards : To tell you the truth, Ted, we were a little surprised you decided to come... all by yourself.

  Ted Baxter : I couldn't bring a date, I'm married!

  Joe Warner : No, I think what Mary meant is we thought you might prefer to stay home with Georgette.

  Ted Baxter : Well I would, except she hates me to see her when she's sick. She thinks it makes her look, y'know, unattractive.

  Mary Richards : Aww, poor Georgette.

  Ted Baxter : She's right!