Rod Taylor: Mr. Lavender

Quotes 

• Mr. Lavender : [Briefing Danny and Casey]  The man I want you to meet is Lassac Bonarc. He's a crooked Monte Carlo casino owner who acts as the middleman in the sale of illegal U.S. industrial high technology to - who else? - the KGB. Technology they can convert to weapons of war like Smart Eyes. Now, what we've got to do is break Bonarc and put him out of business once and for all. And we've got to do it before Morelle sells him Smart Eyes.

  Danny Doyle : You know, it's hard enough to break a legitimate casino; breaking a crooked one, that sounds about impossible.

  Mr. Lavender : Our first recruit, Charlie Miller, America's foremost authority on crooked gambling, doesn't think so.

• Mr. Lavender : You know, I just couldn't believe my eyes - Pavel Vonoff. Fancy seeing you in a place like this.

  Pavel Vonoff : I didn't expect you either.

  Mr. Lavender : Well, we're just gonna sit down and have a friendly game of poker, and you're welcome to join us, how's that?

  Pavel Vonoff : Lavender, you're not playing poker, you are playing Russian roulette.

  Mr. Lavender : Oh, now, Pavel, every time we meet you try to scare me.

• [last lines] 

  Mr. Lavender : [the civilian spies are huddled around a gambling table talking excitedly among themselves, Lavender raises a champagne glass]  Well, I must say we're very proud of you. And your country's proud. I think we make a wonderful team...

  Casey Collins : Lavender.

  Mr. Lavender : What?

  Casey Collins : You're wasting your breath.

  Mr. Lavender : I can kind of see that.

  Ted Kelly : I hope you realize this operation isn't over yet, Lavender.

  Mr. Lavender : What?

  Danny Doyle : Well, if you mean we have to deal with Vonoff, Monte Carlo police arrested him for killing Bonarc and Johnny.

  Ted Kelly : I mean that now you people are going to have to figure out how I get Mavis out of Monte Carlo and back into Suckers Anonymous!

  [laughter, freeze frame, roll end credits]