- Amanda Woodward: I don't do signals, Alison. I'm straight with people. And I expect the same from people I work with.
- Billy Campbell: [about Allison's behavior] You know, I saw this once on "The Late Show" once. They had to kill her with a stake to the heart and dump her in the Danube before midnight.
- Jake Hanson: [to Jo] I don't think I've ever opened this door for you when you didn't have a bag of food in your hands.
- Billy Campbell: [to Alison, about Keith] Would you please call off Shamu, the politically correct whale?