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Quotes
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Wilbur Post : Ed! Why do you insist on eavesdropping on our party line?
Mister Ed : You haven't been around for three days. I'm lonesome.
Wilbur Post : I've been busy.
Mister Ed : Doing what? Keeping house?
Wilbur Post : What's wrong with a man helping his wife around the house?
Mister Ed : Nothing. It's supposed to be a woman's job, Wilma.
Wilbur Post : Wilbur!
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Mister Ed : If you were a real man, your wife would stay home nights.
Wilbur Post : Are you saying that Carol is losing interest in me?
Mister Ed : If the horseshoe fits.
Wilbur Post : Well, what am I doing wrong?
Mister Ed : Nothing. That's what's wrong.
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Roger Addison : Wilbur, when you let your wife join that women's club, you became a husband without portfolio. A married bachelor. A man in search of a can opener.
Wilbur Post : Now, hold on. You just don't know my wife.
Roger Addison : Your wife, my wife, they're all the same. First they get married to escape from their parents. Then they join clubs to escape from their husbands.
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Wilbur Post : Oh, your wife came by. She took Carol to a women's club meeting.
Roger Addison : Club meeting? I hope you have a good photo of your wife.
Wilbur Post : Why?
Roger Addison : You may not be seeing her for years. You let your wife join the Women's Committee for Civic Improvement?
Wilbur Post : What is so terrible about that?
Roger Addison : Before Kay joined the W.C.C.I., I had a wife. Now, I've learned I've married a Gypsy.
Wilbur Post : Oh, she doesn't leave you alone that much.
Roger Addison : I have to stick pins in a map to keep track of her.
