Mister Ed (TV Series)
Ed the Beachcomber (1962)
Mister Ed: Self
Quotes
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Wilbur Post : [Ed's in his stable, wearing a beach hat, and sunglasses. He's got an easel, with a canvas on it, which he's painting - the paintbrush is his mouth, and Wilbur walks in] Ed, what's going on here?
Mister Ed : Just call me 'Ed, the beachcomber'.
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Wilbur Post : [Ed, 'the beachcomber' is explaining to WIlbur his current 'dilema'] What started all this? Those kids that were here, yesterday?
Mister Ed : Yep, we're 'birds of a feather';
[Ed recites Zelma's poem, keeping beat himself, tapping his hoof on the floor, in time]
Mister Ed : 'Rejected. Neglected. BEfuddled, Bemuddled'.
Wilbur Post : What do you know? A 'beatnick horse'!
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Wilbur Post : What got you satrted on this painting 'kick', anyway?
Mister Ed : It's therapy. To relieve my depression.
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Mister Ed : Poem; 'Ode to Life;' Life is a feedbag, w/out any oats. A stable as empty and bare.I search for the hay, in an empty corral - but how can I find what's not there?'
Wilbur Post : [Wilbur chuckles] 'Henry Horseworth Longfellow'
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Wilbur Post : Ed, I can tell by your attitude you're in no mood for a ride.So, I'll come back when you're feeling better.
Mister Ed : That's right - reject me.
Wilbur Post : I am not rejecting you!
Mister Ed : Uh, holler, but, like, don't hit!
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Mister Ed : I don't have to stay where I'm not wanted. I belong with the outcasts. Where's my hat?
[Ed grabs his hat, and leaves the stable - heading to the beach]
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Wilbur Post : [Wilbur's looking for Ed on the beach,and finds him, sprawled on the sand with his hat and sunglasses on, under an umbrella] Ed, what are youing out here? I don't like you running away from home. Why did you do it?
Mister Ed : I'm extinct, Wilbur, Useless.
Wilbur Post : Ed; remember this - anyone who is loved is never useless.
Mister Ed : We-e-ll, then you really love me, huh!
Wilbur Post : Well, of course I... Ed; you're like my own kid.
Mister Ed : [Chuckles] Then take me home, 'daddy'
[grunts, and tands up]
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Mister Ed : You want to hear a little poem I just made up?
Wilbur Post : Ok
Mister Ed : [Clears his throat] Life is a feedbag, overflowing with oats - a bag that should never be shut. And a horse that would leave a sweet guy like you, must be some kind of a nut
[Ed laughs]
Mister Ed : You like it?