Mister Ed (TV Series)

Ed the Desert Rat (1964)

Allan Lane: Mister Ed

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Quotes 

• [Mister Ed is totting through the arid desert of Death Valley] 

  Mister Ed : [painting]  Whew! This is the hottest prairie I've ever seen. Wish I could get into the shade. But the only shade is under me!

• [Mister Ed looks up and sees shrieking vultures circling him] 

  Mister Ed : Oh, shut up! They'll be no free lunches on Ed! I'd better keep moving, show them I'm still alive.

  [Mister Ed continues walking through the desert and after a minute he looks up and sees the vultures gone from sight] 

  Mister Ed : There, that got rid of them. Or, did they go home to bring back ketchup?

• [Mister Ed looks up and sees a park ranger helicopter hovering above him] 

  Mister Ed : Gee, look at the size of that vulture. He's got two men in him and he's still hungry!