- Mae West: My, but you look distinguished. I've always admired men in uniform.
- Gordon Kirkwood: You have?
- Mae West: Oh, I even choke up when I see a Good Humor man.
- Carol Post: Won't you sit down?
- Mae West: Honey, you don't dare sit down in this gown - it's standing room, only.
- Carol Post: We've all heard so much about you, Miss West.
- Mae West: Yes, I know, but you can't prove it.
- Carol Post: Before you go, Miss West, just one question, if you won't consider it too embarrassing.
- Mae West: Well, I don't mind embarrassing questions, if you don't mind embarrassing answers.