- Gordon Kirkwood: Aaahhh! Good morning, Winnie, darling. Isn't this a gorgeous day?
- Winnie Kirkwood: Well, someone's in a good mood today.
- Gordon Kirkwood: Well, why shouldn't I be? A beautiful wife, a wonderful home - everything to live for. Who you writing to?
- Winnie Kirkwood: My mother - I'm asking her to spend a month with us.
- Gordon Kirkwood: I'll kill myself.
- Winnie Kirkwood: Oh now, Colonel, stop. You know you like Mother - you're always asking me to phone her in New York.
- Gordon Kirkwood: Certainly - I want to make sure she's still there.