- Carol Post: How did you like Kay in leotards?
- Roger Addison: She looks like a plucked chicken trying to wriggle off a butcher hook.
- Carol Post: [exiting] I'll tell her what you said.
- Wilbur Post: You had your lunch?
- Roger Addison: No. Why?
- Wilbur Post: I think you just lost your dinner.
- Roger Addison: Well, the way Kay cooks, my loss is my stomache's gain.