Mister Ed (TV Series)
Wilbur's Father (1963)
Eilene Janssen: Penny Hoblock
Quotes
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Penny Hoblock : I wanted to ask you something. After the wedding, should I call you Mr. Post, or just Wilbur?
Wilbur Post : I don't care what you call me. But I am not going to call you 'Mother'!
[Wilbur walks away and Penny stands dumbfounded]
Penny Hoblock : Monther?
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Angus Post : [laughs] Oh, that son of mine! Imagine him, thinking I'm going to marry you.
Penny Hoblock : I don't think it's funny.
Angus Post : Oh, I do!
Penny Hoblock : How could he make a mistake like that?
Angus Post : Wilbur's always been clumsy, and misdirected. I remember when he was 12, I first told him about the birds and the bees. He tried to put them together! The bird bit him and the bees stung him!
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Penny Hoblock : Why don't we tell Wilbur the truth?
Angus Post : Oh no, if he's that stupid, and I regret to say that he is... he deserves to be taught a lesson.
Penny Hoblock : What kind of lesson?
Angus Post : Well... if he really thinks that I'm marrying you, a flirt and a gold digger. The next time you see him, do a little flirting and a little gold digging.
Penny Hoblock : Oh no, I couldn't do a thing like that.
Angus Post : Sure you can. There's nothing better then us Posts having a good laugh... at the expence of one of our own.