Mister Ed (TV Series)

Wilbur's Father (1963)

Alan Young: Wilbur Post, Angus Post

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Quotes 

• Penny Hoblock : I wanted to ask you something. After the wedding, should I call you Mr. Post, or just Wilbur?

  Wilbur Post : I don't care what you call me. But I am not going to call you 'Mother'!

  [Wilbur walks away and Penny stands dumbfounded] 

  Penny Hoblock : Monther?

• Angus Post : [laughs]  Oh, that son of mine! Imagine him, thinking I'm going to marry you.

  Penny Hoblock : I don't think it's funny.

  Angus Post : Oh, I do!

  Penny Hoblock : How could he make a mistake like that?

  Angus Post : Wilbur's always been clumsy, and misdirected. I remember when he was 12, I first told him about the birds and the bees. He tried to put them together! The bird bit him and the bees stung him!

• Penny Hoblock : Why don't we tell Wilbur the truth?

  Angus Post : Oh no, if he's that stupid, and I regret to say that he is... he deserves to be taught a lesson.

  Penny Hoblock : What kind of lesson?

  Angus Post : Well... if he really thinks that I'm marrying you, a flirt and a gold digger. The next time you see him, do a little flirting and a little gold digging.

  Penny Hoblock : Oh no, I couldn't do a thing like that.

  Angus Post : Sure you can. There's nothing better then us Posts having a good laugh... at the expence of one of our own.