Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever (2005)
Traylor Howard: Natalie Teeger
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Quotes
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[about the fact that people always seem to get murdered wherever Monk goes]
Natalie Teeger : You're the Prince of Darkness.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : No, he's not the Prince of Darkness. I've seen him vacuuming the ceiling. You wouldn't see the Prince of Darkness doing that.
Natalie Teeger : No, I can picture the Prince of Darkness vacuuming the ceiling, to trick us. He's very tricky.
Adrian Monk : Stop calling me the Prince of Darkness! That's how rumors get started.
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Adrian Monk : She's been buying ice all day. That makes sixteen bags she's carried in so far.
Natalie : Maybe she's having a party.
Adrian Monk : No food, no beer, no chips. Just ice.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Maybe she's having an Adrian Monk party.
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[while Monk is questioning the murder suspect, everyone ducks as bullets fly through the window]
Deputy Paul Coby : Who the hell are they?
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Hit men from San Francisco!
Natalie Teeger : They're here to kill Monk!
Kathy Willowby : Good!
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[Monk, Natalie, and Stottlemeyer are wandering through the woods after their car broke down]
Adrian Monk : We're lost, aren't we? Tell me, I can take it.
Natalie Teeger : We're...
[she glances at Stottlemeyer, who mouths, "NO!"]
Natalie Teeger : ...not lost.
Adrian Monk : Oh, my God! WE'RE LOST!
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[while Natalie gets out of the car to pick up Julie, Monk wants to adjust a car's bent antenna]
Natalie Teeger : No! Just stay here. Stay.
[Monk gives her a look]
Natalie Teeger : Good boy.
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Adrian Monk : I happen to believe all men are brothers. Every man's... bent antenna... diminishes me.
Natalie Teeger : What are you talking about?
Adrian Monk : I don't know.
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Capt. Stottlemeyer : [while waiting for Kathy Willowby to pick up the phone] It's ringing.
Natalie Teeger : But Agent Grooms said "no calls."
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Agent Grooms can kiss...
Kathy Willowby : [picks up the phone] Hello?
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Oh, hello. Mrs. Willowby.
Kathy Willowby : Yes?
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Uh, is Martin there? My name's Darrell Hendershot. I'm a friend of Martin's. We went to high school together. We're having a big high school reunion.
Kathy Willowby : Oh, I'm so sorry! He is on the lake fishing.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Oh, well, okay. I'll call back later!
Kathy Willowby : You do that.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Thank you very much.
[hangs up]
Capt. Stottlemeyer : She says he's fishing on the lake.
Adrian Monk : She killed him.
Natalie Teeger : You have got to be kidding me. Can't I take you *anywhere*?
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Natalie Teeger : [to Monk after he solved a murder] C'mon. I'll buy ya a wipe.