Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Other Woman (2002)
Maria del Mar: Monica Waters
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Quotes
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[Monk is asking Monica out]
Adrian Monk : We could have coffee. Or ... or ... do you eat dinner?
Monica : Yes, I've been known to eat dinner.
[pause]
Adrian Monk : [to Sharona] Do I eat dinner?
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Monica Waters : You don't like change, do you?
Adrian Monk : I have no problem with change. I just don't like to be there when it happens.
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Adrian Monk : [hanging up his cell phone after talking to Stottlemeyer] That was Sharona. Her son got the lead in the school play.
Monica : Oh, really? What play?
Adrian Monk : Ghandi.
Monica : Ghandi? Is - is that a play?
Adrian Monk : I think they added a few songs. You want to come?
Monica : Oh, I think I'll be having a headache that night.
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Adrian Monk : I promise I won't be upset. Just tell the truth. Are you trying to kill me?
Monica : What?
Adrian Monk : It's OK if you are. I just need to know. Is this poisoned?
Monica : Do you think I could hurt you?
Adrian Monk : He's under the garage, isn't he?
Monica : Who is?
Adrian Monk : Your ex-husband. You buried him under the garage.
Monica : How could you say that?
Adrian Monk : Everybody is saying it.
Adrian Monk : My husband Derrick is a schizophrenic. He had a complete breakdown two years ago. He's in a private institution. We've been trying to keep it a secret. We didn't want his family to know.
Adrian Monk : Oh, my God, he's in Zurich, isn't he? At the Breinnhoff clinic?
Monica : How did you know that?
Adrian Monk : It's the best hospital in the world for psychiatric disorders. I'd be there myself but I don't fly. And you have soap from different hotels in Zurich. I assumed you liked to take ski vacations.
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Monica Waters : You're not eating.
Adrian Monk : I ate in the bathroom. I had some mints.