The Monkees (TV Series)

Hillbilly Honeymoon (1967)

Davy Jones: Davy

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Quotes 

• Maw Weskitt : Sonny, would you help a little old lady across the street?

  Davy : That's a very rough way to break into the boy scouts, isn't it?

• Jud Weskitt : You no account city slicker!

  Davy : I'm not a city slicker!

  Jud Weskitt : How much is one and one?

  Davy : Two.

  Jud Weskitt : That proves it, ya fast talkin' sharpie!

  Davy : But I'm not from the city, I'm English.

  Maw Weskitt : [jumps off her rocking chair]  A dang Red-Coat! I knew they'd be comin' back.

  Davy : Wha- well, you haven't been at war with the British since 1812.

  Maw Weskitt : That's the year I was born, sonny, I remember it very clear.

  Davy : What's kept you alive all this time?

  Maw Weskitt : Hate! Hate and vengeance!

• Davy : Listen, you wait here, I'll go and get the preacher. Here's the ring.

  Jud Weskitt : Thanks, stranger. Say, I'd sure like for you to be my best man.

  Davy : Oh, that's a very nice gesture, Jud.

  Jud Weskitt : And lend me two bucks for the preacher?

  Davy : Two bucks! How much is that in English money?

  Jud Weskitt : Seventeen shilling and six pence.

  Davy : Okay, I'll manage that.

• Paw Chubber : I'll kill the first Weskitt that crosses that line!

  Jud Weskitt : Oh, I'll shoot the first Chubber that crosses!

  Peter : Oh, well, we're neither Weskitt nor Chubber.

  Davy : No!

  Peter : I guess that lets us off the hook.

  Paw Chubber : We both hate strangers!

  [both families cock their guns and aim at the Monkees] 

  Peter : I geuss that, er, puts us back on the hook.