The Monkees (TV Series)
Monkees in Texas (1967)
Jacqueline deWit: Kate
Quotes
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Black Bart : Have ya had enough, Nesters?
Mike : The name is Nesmith and if you're gonna scream it out here in the middle of a war, get it right. That's Nesmith!
Peter : I thought Mike's name was Nester?
Mike : N.A.P.K.Y.O.R.J.P.
Aunt Kate Nesmith : No, no 'nester' means farmer. He's right, he means nesters.
Mike : Oh? Oh, hey, I'm sorry, er, I didn't realize, you know, and it seems you were right in the first place, so go ahead with your speech.
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Aunt Kate Nesmith : Don't you remember your baby cousin Lucy?
Mike : Huh? Lucy? Are you Lu- Well, what, well, what ever happened to the, the buck teeth, the knock kneed, stringy haired, bad complexion little girl that I used to hang around with?
Aunt Kate Nesmith : That's your other cousin Clara, she still looks the same.
Mike : Merciful heavens.
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Mike : I'm taking this dirt into town and I'll have it analyzed. When I get back I'll know one of two things.
Aunt Kate Nesmith : What's that?
Mike : Well, either this dirt is the cause of all your trouble, or I'm getting my hands dirty for nothing.
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Aunt Kate Nesmith : Ben Cartwheel is the kindest millionaire in the valley. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
Micky : Flies, no. But if you're a human, he'll kill ya.