- Davy: The dance in France is mainly in the stance.
- Mrs. Weefers: Aw, Davy, I dunno how to behave at them fancy parties...
- Davy: I tell you Peter, give me six months, and I could pass her off as a Duchess at an embassy ball.
- Peter: How about the party tonight?
- Davy: Well, that'll be a little 'arder.
- Peter: Why so glum? This is a party.
- Party Guest who's swept off her feet: Look, these are children. I want a real man, someone who will sweep me off my feet.
- Peter: [Tarzan swings in on a vine and sweeps her off her feet] He gets more girls that way.
- Party guest: Mr. Schneider, do you think that teenagers should neck?
- Mr. Shneider: No-I-do-not.
- Party guest: I agree with you. But my husband's getting very impatient.
- Mrs. Weefers: Huntington Hartford hates pickled herrings.
- Peter: I think she's got it!
- Davy: By George, she's got it!
- Davy: [Davy is attempting to see Leslie] Ah, pardon me, miss, eh, I'm from the TV Poll Taking Service. I was wondering, eh, what TV program are you watching?
- Leslie Vandenberg: Why, I'm not watching any TV program!
- Davy: You're not?
- Leslie Vandenberg: I don't watch television until the evening.
- Davy: Ah, okay, I'll be back later. Will you tell your mother I like roast beef and Yorkshire pudding?