- Agent Honeywell: How do you feel about demonstrations?
- Peter: They are the only way to sell a vacuum cleaner.
- Boris: A teenager just stopped me and wanted a date.
- Madame Olinsky: Teenage girls are very aggressive in this country.
- Boris: It wasn't a girl.
- Micky: Allright, Nesmith, tell me about your special cigarette lighter.
- Mike: Well, this cigarette lighter is very special. It is ah - got a miniature Japanese camera in it...
- Micky: Right.
- Mike: ...and also a miniature Japanese cameraman.
- Yamashita the miniature Japanese cameraman: [as mike flicks on the lighter] Yow!
- Mike: Oh, scorched you again there, didn't I, Yamashita?
- Boris: Madame, after we deliver the microfilm, then can we go away together as you promised?
- Madame Olinsky: Yes, Boris, we will go to Brazil.
- Boris: I thought you told me Argentina?
- Madame Olinsky: All right, Argentina.
- Boris: Brazil is nice!
- Boris: Madame Olinsky, I have fixed the microfilm inside the maracas!
- Madame Olinsky: Very good! Remember, your contact is a a short man, who will ask you for some red maracas. You will reply, "I have some... for six dollars." He will say, "But I only can only give you fifty cents." You will say "They are yours!"
- Boris: But madame!
- Madame Olinsky: I know, Boris. We lose money on the maracas. But we make it back on the microfilm.