- Micky: Well how should we dress for this thing, is it formal?
- Nick Trump: Of course! Dress! Dress!
- Davy: Black tie or white tie?
- Nick Trump: [consults his little book] For a daytime kidnapping, black tie.
- Mike: Hey, what about the newspaper men?
- Nick Trump: They wear business suits!
- Nick Trump: Now listen, fellas, part of the contest rules: every applicant must submit to exploitation and publicity.
- Contest Manager: Thank you, Monkees. And in a moment, the results of the contest.
- Peter: What he means to say is: We'll be right back after the commercial.
- Blonde Girl with Davy: Hey, where are you two going?
- Davy: I'm going home to get kidnapped.
- Blonde Girl with Davy: Well, I wanna come too!
- Davy: Okay.
- Blonde Girl with Davy: Come on everybody, party at Davey's place!