Mork & Mindy (TV Series)
Mork's Best Friend (1979)
George Pentecost: Herman
Quotes
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Mork : It costs money to die?
Mr. Herman : Only if you want to die decently.
Mork : Bob died great! And nothing you can do will make her feel any better!
Mr. Herman : But the point is to make YOU feel better!
Mork : Well, the only way I'll feel better is if Bob stays with me forever and ever! And that's exactly what I'm gonna do! Keep her with me in my room!
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Mr. Herman : What would you like for an epitaph?
Mork : Well, I could start out with some shrimp cocktail, have some expresso.
Mr. Herman : No, I mean what would you like written on the headstone?
Mork : Oh. "Here lies Bob. She's Dead."