The Munsters (TV Series)

Herman's Lawsuit (1966)

Yvonne De Carlo: Lily Munster

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Quotes 

• Lily Munster : Silly bird. When is he going to stop picking that mailmans bag?

  The Raven : Ne'er more, ne'er more.

• Eddie Munster : Boy, mom, you sure have a lot of recipies here. Cesar salad, beef Stroganoff, Napoleon brandy, Bloody Mary.

  Lily Munster : Yes Eddie, and at one time or another, they were all friends of the family.

• Lily Munster : That's a good boy, Eddie. You polish Spotty's scales 'till you can see your face in them.

• Grandpa : [reading Herman's goodbye note]  Goodbye forever. I can never raise 20.000 dollars, so I'm doing the noble thing by running away like a rotten coward.

  Lily Munster : P.S. If someday my miserable bones are washed up on a desert island, do not bother to send for them, as they won't be worth the parcel post charges. Signed Herman Munster, ratfink.

• Lily Munster : [jumping in front of Herman who is facing a firing squad]  Shoot if you must this square, green head, but you'll have to kill me first, she said.

• Lily Munster : So you see Herman, when that woman hit you with her car, she thought she disfigured you.

  Herman Munster : Well I just don't understand it, it was the same handsome face I've had all my life.

  Lily Munster : It's like I always say: you should never leave the house without shaving.