The Munsters (TV Series)
Herman's Lawsuit (1966)
Al Lewis: Grandpa
Quotes
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Grandpa : Where is the, eh, poor innocent victim?
Marilyn Munster : Uncle Herman came home a couple of minutes ago. took one look at that telegram, the green completely drained out of his face, he ran up to his room and hid in the closet.
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Grandpa : [sighs] Problems, problems, problems. Sometimes I wish I were back in the old country, where my biggest worry was who to put the bite on for three square meals a day.
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Grandpa : [reading Herman's goodbye note] Goodbye forever. I can never raise 20.000 dollars, so I'm doing the noble thing by running away like a rotten coward.
Lily Munster : P.S. If someday my miserable bones are washed up on a desert island, do not bother to send for them, as they won't be worth the parcel post charges. Signed Herman Munster, ratfink.