The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Vincent Price (1977)
Frank Oz: Fozzie Bear, Mildred, George the Janitor, Sam the Eagle, House
Quotes
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Vincent Price : Good evening. Excuse me, do you have a room for the night? You see, the road has washed out and my horse had a flat tire.
Fozzie : [stammering nervously] Well, maybe, I, uh...
Vincent Price : I must tell you I am not alone. I am traveling with my beautiful assistant and a hideously deformed monster.
[Uncle Deadly enters]
Fozzie : Ugh! Hideously deformed is right!
Uncle Deadly : Watch it! I'm the beautiful assistant.
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Fozzie : Hey, I once met a vampire who was so rich he lived in a split-level coffin!
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Fozzie : I never thought I'd be jealous of a guy with three heads...