The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Julie Andrews (1977)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Waldorf, Beaver, The Swedish Chef, Muppet Newsman
Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : [Swedish Chef has drawn cut lines on a real cow] Scooter, would you erase that cow?
Scooter : Oh sure, boss.
[goes to do it, then turns to the audience]
Scooter : Erase the cow?
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The Newsman : Here's a Muppet News Flash! A plane carrying a load of sports equipment was forced to jettison some of its cargo. Among the items tossed out were ten thousand ping pong balls...
[suddenly, many, many ping pong balls fall out of the sky, raining down on the Newsman's desk]
The Newsman : ... and one bowling ball.
[a bowling ball falls out of the sky and hits the Newsman on the head, knocking him out]
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Kermit the Frog : Ladies and gentlemen, in a major feat of death-defying musicrobatics never seen before, the Great Gonzo will perform, on bagpipes, the Eine Kleine Nachtmusik from a flagpole ten feet in the air. Ladies and gentlemen, the Great Gonzo!