The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Alice Cooper (1978)
Frank Oz: Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Sam the Eagle
Quotes
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Sam the American Eagle : Mr. Cooper...
Alice Cooper : Yes?
[Sam loses composure for a second, then continues]
Sam the American Eagle : Let me come right to the point. You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric, naughty, freako!
Alice Cooper : Why, thank you!
Sam the American Eagle : Freako's one, civilization zero.
[Alice licks finger, marks a score]
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Sam the American Eagle : Mr. Cooper.
Alice Cooper : [turns abruptly to face him, wearing much goth make-up] Yes?
Sam the American Eagle : Oh, good grief! Let me come right to the point. You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric, naughty freako!
Alice Cooper : [smiling] Why, thank you!
Sam the American Eagle : Freakos: One. Civilization: Zero.