The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Alice Cooper (1978)
Alice Cooper: Self - Special Guest Star
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Quotes
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Alice Cooper : [talking to The Devil on a two way radio] Hello, Boss? No, no I didn't make a sale. Uh, listen do I get any commission on hourly rentals?
[flames shoot out of the radio in response]
Alice Cooper : Whoa, touchy!
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Scooter : [Alice Coper is in his dressing room surrounded by a group of demonic-looking characters] Uh, sir? I think there's something you should know.
Alice Cooper : Yes?
Scooter : These monsters aren't ours!
Alice Cooper : I know. They're mine!
[he and the monsters laugh, Scooter runs off yelling]
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Sam the American Eagle : Mr. Cooper...
Alice Cooper : Yes?
[Sam loses composure for a second, then continues]
Sam the American Eagle : Let me come right to the point. You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric, naughty, freako!
Alice Cooper : Why, thank you!
Sam the American Eagle : Freako's one, civilization zero.
[Alice licks finger, marks a score]
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Sam the American Eagle : Mr. Cooper.
Alice Cooper : [turns abruptly to face him, wearing much goth make-up] Yes?
Sam the American Eagle : Oh, good grief! Let me come right to the point. You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric, naughty freako!
Alice Cooper : [smiling] Why, thank you!
Sam the American Eagle : Freakos: One. Civilization: Zero.