The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Alice Cooper (1978)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Beaker, Gladys, Blue Frackle, Sweetums, Stalagmite

Quotes 

• Scooter : [Alice Coper is in his dressing room surrounded by a group of demonic-looking characters]  Uh, sir? I think there's something you should know.

  Alice Cooper : Yes?

  Scooter : These monsters aren't ours!

  Alice Cooper : I know. They're mine!

  [he and the monsters laugh, Scooter runs off yelling] 

• Statler : So that was Alice Cooper?

  Waldorf : You should see his sister James Fenimore.

  [they both laugh] 

• Waldorf : What did you think of that?

  Statler : Out of sight!

  Waldorf : You mean you liked it?

  Statler : No, it was out of sight. I had my eyes closed.