The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Roger Moore (1980)
Richard Hunt: Scooter, Janice, Statler, Bruno, Otter, Handcuff Salesman, Viking Pig
Quotes
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The Newsman : Here is a Muppet News Flash. An international spy ring is trying to sneak ridiculous stories into the news. Fortunately, with the tight security in the Muppet Newsroom, it can't happen here.
[picks up another paper]
The Newsman : In other news, a black-and-yellow-striped mackerel was elected king this morning and...
[stops and looks perplexed; Bruno runs up]
The Newsman : Huh?
Bruno : Yes?
The Newsman : Where have you been?
Bruno : Oh, I've been showing His Majesty around the newsroom.
[a mackerel walks up, dressed in royalty; the Newsman sees him]
The Newsman : Holy mackerel!
Mackerel : No, Your Highness will do. Would you like to be knighted?
The Newsman : Oh, well, of course.
Mackerel : Okay. Good night!
[the mackerel hits the Newsman on the head, knocking him out]
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Roger Moore : Kermit, is it always like this on the show?
Kermit : Uh, well, how do you mean?
Roger Moore : All this craziness.
Kermit : Oh, well, this is a rather quiet show for us. No unforeseen disasters so far.
[He is run over by the Vet's Hospital cast]
Janice : Hurry up, guys!
Rowlf the Dog : All right, all right, all right... I just hit the frog.
Roger Moore : Unforeseen disasters?
Kermit : Uh, uh, well, that's a disaster that we knew about all along.
