Muppets Tonight (TV Series)

Martin Short (1996)

Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Bean Bunny, Beaker, Andy Pig

Quotes 

• Kermit the Frog : Uh, uh, uh, Gonzo, uh, what do we have in the budget for Mr. Short?

  The Great Gonzo : Well, let's see, uh, we've got tap water. Uh, pretzel rods, and all the coins that he can find in the sofa.

  Martin Short's agent : [hyperventilates]  You've got yourself a deal.

  Kermit the Frog : Oh, good.

• Rizzo the Rat : Wow! Now he's Martin Extremely-Short!

• Clifford : Hey! Welcome back to Muppets Tonight. Martin Short is a little under the weather...

  Rizzo the Rat : Under the weather? It's more like he's under the couch!