Murder in Suburbia (TV Series)

Millionaire's Row (2004)

Alex Avery: Alex

Quotes 

• Ash : So there's three key motivating factors to any murder. Desire, despair and need. So for example, I'm in a queue at the bank, and I need to be served, and I despair because the idiot in front of me is telling the cashier his entire life story, and I very much desire that he dies now. What's the matter?

  Alex : That's all you ever talk about.

  Ash : Sorry?

  Alex : Murder, death. I don't know how you can stand it.

  Ash : It's my job.

  Alex : [Begins crying]  I don't think this is gonna work.

  Ash : What, do you mean us? Well, there's other stuff I do, apart from the gruesome stuff. You know, there's fraud, car theft... robbery, armed robbery.

  [sighs] 

  Ash : I'm not being funny, Alex, but you're the one who's breaking up with me, so, shouldn't I be doing that?

  Alex : [Sobs]  I can't help it. I hate breaking up, even when it's my idea.