- Sandra Clemons: Grady.
- Grady Fletcher: What?
- Sandra Clemons: I hope those flowers like vermouth. I just made us some martinis.
- Grady Fletcher: Aunt Jess, have I ever told you you are my absolute most favorite person in the whole world?
- Jessica Fletcher: [laughs] Yes, but not often enough.
- [last lines]
- Cashier: Mr. Fletcher, your bill.
- Garrett Harper: Uh, I'll take care of that, Nancy.
- Grady Fletcher: No, no, thanks. I can handle this myself.
- [reads bill]
- Grady Fletcher: Twenty-five hundred dollars? For two nights and a lousy meal at a restaurant?
- Cashier: I'm terribly sorry Mr. Fletcher. There's been a mistake.
- Grady Fletcher: Thank you.
- Cashier: They forgot to add your restaurant charge. Excuse me.
- Nettie Harper: Mark my words, Jessie. There's gonna be fireworks in this hotel tonight... And I love it.
- Grady Fletcher: I can't believe you remember me.
- Sandra Clemons: Don't be an old poop. Of course I do.